5 Limericks a Day (to Keep the Dr. Away)Day 2–By Paul O’Burgess

Day 2
6.
A devout man decided for Lent
That he would not be paying his rent.
While the priest did approve,
The landlord said, “Move!”
And away that good man was then sent.
 
7.
A man from the land of the Dutch
With nature would get him in touch.
He’d comment, “How cute,”
Before he would shoot
The deer and the rabbits and such.
8. 
There was once a person from Wales
Whose career was second-hand sales.
“This lovely old car
Was built for the Tsar,”
Was far from his tallest of tales.
 
9.
There was a man who knew not our God
And was thought by the people quite odd.
To teach him of love,
They gave him a shove
And beat on his head with a rod.
10.
There was a young man from Dubai
Who did not believe he could die.
So he hammered a nail
Through a grizzly bear’s tail
And that was the end of that guy.
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