Nonsense Poetry, Asinine Satire, and Occasional "Serious" Ramblings
Elizabeth I–the 5th Clerihew by Paul Burgess
A clerihew about the brilliant “virgin” queen:
Good Queen Elizabeth the First
Among all liars was the worst.
She was a virgin, people said,
Including those who shared her bed. (Alternate ending: Because they’d rather keep their head[s]…)