To wash the taste of pretentiousness out of my mouth, I will share this inappropriate clerihew about one of the world’s most gifted beauties:
“Norah Jones”—A Dirty Nonsense Clerihew
Divinely gifted Norah Jones
Tried making love to traffic cones.
Her genitals had gone quite numb,
And that is why she didn’t come.*
*A reference, of course, to the popular song “Don’t Know Why” : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4dxvguQDk