Although no one reads them, I must continue to post limericks until the 200+ that I have written are all on my blog:D Coming soon: a series on writing poetic forms. The series will begin with a guide to writing limericks:) [To adapt a phrase from the great blues artist John Lee Hooker, “Let that boy write his limericks, ‘cuz he’s got it in him, and he’s gotta get it out.”]
“Lonely, Single, and Sad”
There was once a graying old guy
Who decided to give love a try.
So, he posted an ad
That said “Lonely and sad,”
But no ladies would ever reply.
I read once to gain more insight
About Nixon’s account of that night.
The words in that book
Say the man’s not a crook,
And clearly a book’s always right.
There’s a girl from the land of the Swiss
Who attempted to give me a kiss.
But the size of her lips,
Is as vast a ship’s,
So, I politely declined the girl’s kiss.
“Who Pays for Praise?”
Those who’ve read the limericks I write
Have experienced deepest delight.
That’s what they all say,
Perhaps ‘cause I pay
Those people to praise what I write.
“A True Story”
I’ve started to write me a blog
To be cherished by human and dog.
The people will clap,
And the canines will yap
With glee when perusing my blog.
Thank you! I like the limericks from days 1-5 the best. The further I dig into my limerick vault, the weaker they become. Perhaps I’ll post a “Best of” later today:)
I am gonna keep a watch for that! 🙂
Here is a link to all of the limericks I have posted on my blog:https://paulwhitberg.wordpress.com/category/immortal-verse/limericks-immortal-verse/
Thank you again for your kind feedback!
I’d love to see them!