“Justin Bieber’s PR Rep Explains”

…[in rhyming iambic tetrameter (as all good PR reps tend to do…]
https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/gossip/omg/justin-bieber-racist-video–even-more-shocking-footage-released-074732914.html

Delirious from scarlet fev-er,
My client, Mister Justin Bieb-er,
Recorded clips one tragic day
About him joining triple K—
Canadian for “Kylie, Kim,
And Kourtney”—all admired by him.
His words have been quite misconstrued,
And his defamers will be sued.

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