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Wholesome Verse for the Little Children [“Little Willie” and “Brats,” Installment 3] By Paul Burgess

Although I am no fan of flatulence jokes, I know that many people are. Consider the following a good faith effort to give the people what they want;) 

“Fire in the Hole”

Will, wanting Mother’s eye to catch,
Decided that he’d light a match
And set on fire escaping gas.
Prosthetic now is Willie’s ass.