“Kate Middleton’s Bare Behind” by Paul Burgess

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/kate-middletons-bare-butt-exposed-marilyn-monroe-moment-144606744-us-weekly.html

A poem in response to the article above:

So, now we’ve seen your bare behind

and found that it’s of the same kind

as any other British ass.

Why all the fuss, my royal lass?