Dedicated to fellow residents of Kentucky–a place where many people love nothing more than horses, basketball, and rumors:
[ image borrowed from http://www.horsenation.com ]
It’s said by a reliable source
That your father’s too fond of his horse.
Will he have an affair
Or just marry the mare
Once your mother agrees to divorce?
A limerick by Paul Burgess
[Dedicated to my Filipina wife and her kababayan]
A Pinay friend insisted on more rice
Because a two-ton sack did not suffice.
There is too little rice in Lexington
To feed that Pinay lady and her son.