“The press has shown your rear and chest.
To make some money, show the rest.
It’s what a royal gal should do.
Forever yours. Sincerely, Hugh.”
Another classy masterpiece of alternative history from Paul Burgess
“The press has shown your rear and chest.
To make some money, show the rest.
It’s what a royal gal should do.
Forever yours. Sincerely, Hugh.”
Another classy masterpiece of alternative history from Paul Burgess
“Kate Middleton”
Irrelevant Miss Duchess Kate
Arrived a couple cent’ries late.
Her only duty, she’d confess,
Is occupying England’s press.