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“Hugh Hefner Writes to Kate Middleton”

“The press has shown your rear and chest.
To make some money, show the rest.
It’s what a royal gal should do.
Forever yours. Sincerely, Hugh.”


Another classy masterpiece of alternative history from Paul Burgess

Elizabeth I–the 5th Clerihew by Paul Burgess

A clerihew about the brilliant “virgin” queen:

“Elizabeth I”
Good Queen Elizabeth the First
Among all liars was the worst.
She was a virgin, people said,
Including those who shared her bed.
(Alternate ending: Because they’d rather keep their head[s]…)