“The press has shown your rear and chest.
To make some money, show the rest.
It’s what a royal gal should do.
Forever yours. Sincerely, Hugh.”
Another classy masterpiece of alternative history from Paul Burgess
“Kate Middleton”
Irrelevant Miss Duchess Kate
Arrived a couple cent’ries late.
Her only duty, she’d confess,
Is occupying England’s press.
A clerihew about the brilliant “virgin” queen:
“Elizabeth I”
Good Queen Elizabeth the First
Among all liars was the worst.
She was a virgin, people said,
Including those who shared her bed.
(Alternate ending: Because they’d rather keep their head[s]…)
Miscellaneous Inanities 