“*Jane Eyre*–a clerihew-inspired, nonsense quatrain by Paul Burgess

In an early draft of Jane Eyre,

Jane survives by showing off her pair,

But publishers said, “Miss Bronte,

Jane must not show the full monty.”

 

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